(Textual): El ocaso de un dictador
Jorge Ferrer - 07/04/11
Categoría: Actualidad | Etiquetas: Agua corriente
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Aun cuando ETDLV no suele servir de asiento a cartas, documentos y demás textos salidos de otras plumas, la última epístola enviada por Muammar Al-Gaddafi al presidente de los EE.UU., me da que merece un espacio aquí.
En pocas ocasiones el delirio de un dictador y “líder de la Revolución” ha alcanzado cotas más altas que en estas patéticas líneas. En contadas ocasiones podemos asistir en directo al ocaso escriturado de una satrapía. O mejor, a su momento culminante en clave textual.
Con las “reflexiones” de Castro I vivimos momento parejo, pero espaciado, renqueante, de ida y vuelta, a la vez que de vuelta y vuelta.
El dictador libio, en cambio, nos ofrece el ocaso en clave burlesca, porque epitoménica.
¡Gocen!
Our son, Excellency,
President Obama
U.S.A
We have been hurt more morally that physically because of what had happened against us in both deeds and words by you. Despite all this you will always remain our son whatever happened. We still pray that you continue to be president of the U.S.A. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new election campaigne. You are a man who has enough courage to annul a wrong and mistaken action. I am sure that you are able to shoulder the responsibility for that. Enough evidence is available, Bearing in mind that you are the president of the strongest power in the world nowadays, and since Nato is waging an unjust war against a small people of a developing country. This country had already been subjected to embargo and sanctions, furthermore it also suffered a direct military armed aggression during Reagan’s time. This country is Libya. Hence, to serving world peace … Friendship between our peoples … and for the sake of economic, and security cooperation against terror, you are in a position to keep Nato off the Libyan affair for good.
As you know too well democracy and building of civil society cannot be achieved by means of missiles and aircraft, or by backing armed member of AlQuaeda in Benghazi.
You — yourself — said on many occasions, one of them in the UN General Assembly, I was witness to that personally, that America is not responsible for the security of other peoples. That America helps only. This is the right logic.
Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention is the name of the U.S.A. is a must, so that Nato would withdraw finally from the Libyan affair. Libya should be left to Libyans within the African union frame. The problem now stands as follows:-
1. There is Nato intervention politically as well as military.
2. Terror conducted by AlQaueda gangs that have been armed in some cities, and by force refused to allow people to go back to their normal life, and carry on with exercising their social people’s power as usual.
Mu’aumer Qaddaffi
Leader of the Revolution
Tripoli 5.4.2011
Via The Lede
Our brother, Most Exulted Commissar of the Socialist United States of The One World Government, Excellency,
President Obama
U.S.A
We have been hurt more in the belly than morally since morals we have none because of what had happened against us on account of the criminal blockade and the collapse of the cream-puff greasy alcoholic Russians, we are hurt in both deeds and words by you. Despite your love for the game of chasing a little white ball you will always remain our Marxist brother whatever happened. We still pray to Satan and to Mao’s Unholly Ghost that you continue to be president of the U.S.A. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new election campaign against the oil company investors, General Electric shall prevail. You are a man who has enough courage to annul a wrong and mistaken action in that blockade and return our beloved snitches in exchange for one Jew (think of that potent electorate block in spite of Barney Maddoff). I am sure that you are able to shoulder the responsibility for that, who cares about a few soreheads and cranks in Miami?. Enough evidence is available to show that socialism is the way to f-up everythinh, Bearing in mind that you are the president of the strongest power in the world nowadays, and since the Republicans are waging an unjust and unfair slander against our pure robolucion and against a immoral populace of a whoring country. This country had already been subjected to embargo and sanctions, furthermore it also suffered a direct military armed aggression during JFK’s time messed up by that same Harvard bitongo JFK. This country is Cuba. Hence, to serving world peace … Friendship between our peoples … and for the sake of economic ripp-offs, and continued slavery of 12 million ignorant imbeciles unable to know any better, you are in a position to keep Posada Carriles off the Cuban affair for good.
As you know too well monarchy and building of Marxism cannot be achieved by means of Radio Marti and internet but with more gusanos bringing $$$$ and pacotilla in aircraft, cruise ships, the Key West ferry and please let every gringo come and enjoy our mulatas botafuogo, make that bitch Ross-Litania shut-up once and for all, send Doctor Kevorkian to Perez Roura.
You — yourself — said on many occasions, one of them in Ohio said that we must spread the wealth, well then start with Cuba by giving us juicy grants and easy credit, well you did it for the banks and General Motors, Wall Street so is time you spread more wealth to your comrades. I was witness to that personally, that America is not responsible for the money it collects from those imbeciles who pay taxes there, if you give it away to bums and welfare crack heads then give it to us. That America helps Fidel and family. This is the right logic.
Our dear brother, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention in the name of the U.S.A. is a must, so that we start enjoying the wealth of America, you would withdraw finally that orejon Rubio from the Cuban affair. Cuba should be left to the Castro brothers and family including all the bastards I fathered (not Raul since you know he is more of the San Francisco type). The problem now stands as follows:-
1. There is gusano intervention politically as well as bla, bla, bla.
2. Terror conducted by one Jew handing out computers to old people who do not understand the plight of my 5 Idiots who are held in Leavenworth, and by force refused to allow conjugal visits to them or go back to their normal life as chivatos and besa-culos, and carry on with exercising their socialist people’s power as usual.
Fidel Cagstro Ruz
Leader of the Robolucion
Havana 5.4.2011Our brother, Most Exulted Commisar,
Pocos han advertido del paralelo entre el regimen castrista y el gadafista. Pero basta con dar una vuelta por las estructuras de poder, las organizaciones de control y de vigilancia, del terror, el sistema militar y policiaco asi como el lenguaje y la propaganda para darse cuenta enseguida que son dos dictaduras gemelas.
En realdia
En realidad el coronel lo aprendiò todo del comandante. Aprendiò sobre todo que para legitimar su poder facilmente y eficazmente hay que disfrazar el golpe de Estado con el còmodo nombre de revolucion. Es una palabra multiusos y sirve de maravilla en estos casos, ver por ejemplo como el venezolano “revolucionario” està comodamente sentado sobre ella. Otro discipulo de los Castro.
Recuerdo cuando el “revolucionario” bolivariano le regalò obsequiosamente a Obama aquel panfleto falsificador sobre las venas abiertas de Latinoamerica.
Y que bien las abrieron, y que cuidadosamente las desangraron en todos los continentes, los especialistas cubanos. Y como todavia las desangran todos estos “revolucionarios” de corte y herencia cubanos…
Lo que siempre me causa el mismo insolito asombro es el desparpajo con el que estos verdugos se presentan eternamente ad nauseam como victimas. Esta misiva- màs bien genuflexion- del autoproclamado coronel es una caricatura de este truco victimista. Caricatura grotesca que el “lider de la revolucion”-cubana- le aprendiò al “lider de la revolucion”-libia.
Hay expresiones como esta, “an unjust war against a small people of a developing country”, que recuerdan tanto a Castro que hasta me pregunto si esta genuflexion no fue de hecho susurrada por el propio cubano.
No hay que descartar esta posibilidad en absoluto, en tanto los dos regimenes son complices y discipulo el uno del otro, gemelos.
Dos identicos botones del mismo disfraz de militar, autoproclamados coronel o comandante, socialistas, revolucionarios y antiimperialistas lideres de no se sabe muy bien que revolucion.
La Patria a muerte.
En China tambien cuecen habas:
http://www.elpais.com/articulo/internacional/China/acusa/artista/Ai/Weiwei/delitos/economicos/elpepuint/20110407elpepuint_1/Tes
Una historia real:
Había una vez un muchacho de 16 años que quería conseguir trabajo, todos los días iba a la oficina de empleos y siempre lo mismo, no tenemos nada para ti, pero el muchacho seguía insistiendo.
Un día la misma rutina y el empleado de la oficina le dice, tengo buenas noticias, un cliente tiene un problema y creo eres la persona ideal para el empleo, el señor tiene un zoológico y el mono acaba de fallecer, el te quiere emplear como mono hasta que consiga un mono nuevo.
El muchacho muy contento se pone el traje de mono entra en la jaula y comienza a comer plátanos y maní, los visitantes pasaban contentos y el mono cada día adquiría mas habilidades, ya era capaz de subirse a la mata saltar, darse palmadas en el pecho, hasta que un día trato de dar una salto mortal, se sale de la jaula y cayó en la jaula del león, al ver que no podía salir, el muchacho comenzó a gritar AUXILIO, AUXILIO, el león salta sobre el muchacho y le dice, cállate la boca cojones que se nos jode el empleo.
Viva Espanna!
ZK,
¡Viva España!
Los galegos no se baña
ni con agua de Carabaña.
Hace unos días finalmente busqué que es el agua de Carabaña.
Oye, mira
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/07/world/asia/07iht-letter07.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=world
¡Qué rico papi!
gallegos
qué
españoles, no gallegos.
Gallego es el termino racista.
gallegos…
¡Tú no ere cubano!
En la isla, el término gallego no es despectivo, ni los términos polacos, chinos, turcos tampoco…